Monkey Gone to Heaven

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Monkeys and Hash

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Axelrod Blames Fall of Presidential Seal on Witchcraft

Bishop Eddie Long Accused of Abusing Christ's Gospel to Extort Sex from Boys

"The men were 17- and 18-year-old members of Long's New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, when they say Long abused his spiritual authority to seduce them with cars, money, clothes, jewelry, international trips and access to celebrities."  [SOURCE]

Hot Monkey Love

I am a threat, certainly

Satya, Not Shirdi

I'm a believer! Try Mumtazzah!

The Jacuzzies of Evin Prison

We have made swimming pools and jacuzzis in Evin prision for the prisoners.
This Mullah of the regime in Iran is saying that the Regime has built jacuzzis and swimming pools in the notorious prison.  He says convicts are spending time in the jacuzzis right now, having fun.

Sophic Ascension and the Gnats of Moloch

I am your weapons and your Light

I am the harm which you inflict.

I am your brilliance and frustration.

I'm the nuclear bombs if they're to hit.

I am your immaturity and your indignance.

I am your misfits and your praised.

I am your doubt and your conviction.

I am your charity and your rape.

I am your grasping and expectation.

I see you averting your glances.

I see you cheering on the war.

I see you ignoring your children,

And I love you still.

And I love you still.

I am your joy and your regret.

I am your fury and your elation.

I am your yearning and your sweat.

I am your faithless and your religion.

I see you altering history.

I see you abusing the land.

I see you, your selective amnesia,

And I love you still.

And I love you still.

I am your tragedy and your fortune.

I am your crisis and delight.

I am your profits and your prophets.

I am your art, I am your vice.

I am your death and your decisions.

I am your passion and your plight.

I am your sickness and convalescence.

I am your weapons and your light.

I see you holding your grudges.

I see you gunning them down.

I see you silencing your sisters,

And I love you still.

And I love you still.

I see you lie to your country.

I see you forcing them out.

I see you blaming each other,

And I love you still.

And I love you still

Achcha